How F*cking Far? Bookmark (Petal)

A cute, cosy, and functional bookmark for readers who don’t understand the imperial system, and aren’t about to start. The "How F*cking Far?" Bookmark is your go-to for understanding how big his 7" cock really is.

Because stories make sense. Inches? Not so much.

✦ Printed on double sided 167gsm matte with matte cold laminate
✦ Sizing: 5.5cm x 16cm
✦ Anti Doom-Scrolling: Don't bother with your phone & risk doom-scrolling
✦ Double sided bookmark: Cute design on the front & functional Imperial to metric conversion on the back
✦ Doubles as a ruler with inches on the front & cm on the back
✦ Threaded Tassel

This item is handmade by myself and is made to order. These bookmarks will be available until July 20th 2025.